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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 05:16

They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
How do I seduce my sister? (I am an Indian) I want to have sex with her.?
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?
No way
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why can’t conservatives accept the fact that they are stupid?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
What timeless pieces do you believe every wardrobe should possess?
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why aren't F1 cars popular on the street?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
What made you feel satisfied about your life today?
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to