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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 05:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Loons and Moons

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Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

What is the funniest husband-wife comedy team ever: Abbott & Costello, Martin & Lewis, Burns & Allen or something else entirely?

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

If my heart stopped beating, would I have enough energy to walk out into the other room 20 ft away before I passed out and died?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

How do I seduce my sister? (I am an Indian) I want to have sex with her.?

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Who are the actual "science deniers": people who wait until vaccines are proven effective, or people who believe that there are more than two genders?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?

No way

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why can’t conservatives accept the fact that they are stupid?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

What timeless pieces do you believe every wardrobe should possess?

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why aren't F1 cars popular on the street?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

What made you feel satisfied about your life today?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

If you lived in South Africa, would you support nuclear power as a solution to the country's energy woes?